Are yae oot trenin agyen?

'Parl'
'Aye'
'Your lass ses yur oot trenin', wherra boots?'
'Am at the golf clurb,its stottin' doon. Am in a boonka as am tryin' tae mak on the sand is snur.'
'Haf yae got yur new ganzie on'
'Nur, am not ganna botha, av put me Fiery Jack on an' that'll dae'.Am not gannin' oop Iverist dressed like a mincer,its not that cauld,bords has climmed it.'
'Haf yae decided what bait yer takin?'
'Aye, eyeteen cans o' Fossies Ice and sum Scurtch Eggs.'
'Scurtch eggs?'
'Aye, the tak nae wairmin' oop, the gan well wi th' ale,an'if the get frozzen yae can tha' them oot in yer keks'.
'Genius'
'Aye'
'Am gannin' cos arv lurds on, see yae the morn'
'Aye see yae the morn'