Are yeh nor oot?

'Alreet pet, is Dom in?'
'Nur 'is took the bairns doon the toon fer new scyul shoes'
'Is he not ganna cum tea the clurb efta?'
'Nur doot it, he''l ha nowt left afta forkin' oot for arl the bairns shoes'
'Has he gorris murbile with 'em'
'Aye , but dinna yae stert tryin' tae tempt 'im intae a seshun'
'A winnit'

'Dom'
'Aye'
'Are yae not gannin' oot the neet?'
'Nur am pink, oor lass is makin us buy the young uns scull shoes'.
'Whaffor its nearly the holidas?'
'A na but the new heed teacha maks them wear uniform or the get sent yam'.
'Why just tell them tae put tha trainies on'
'Theres nae trainies alloowed, Its sur thst poor kids winna feel left oot.'
'Why ther' arl poor roon oor end.'
'A na'
'Nae wunda the kids is gettin' fat, if the ' canna gan to scull in trainies'.
'A na'

' Guess wat, Mr. Rafeek carled us intae he's offis and telt us that the coonsel is ganna pay for haf me Ivirist trip as lang as a gan tae the papper and tell them arl the coonsel is sponsrin us.'
'Woora bout me ,like?'
'Why yea dinna work for the coonsel,ye'll hae tae get one of thee dodgy mates tae sponsur yae.'
'Why aye , they ganna want the papper sayin' owt aboot them'.
'Wharra boot your lasses work, they might fancy it?'
'Aye the' might like, the' sponsured oor lass wi a sponsured slim.'
'A didn't na she wis on a sponsured slim.'
'Why aye,shis lost a loowed o wite, shis almurst fittin' inter arl a claes noo.'Last week sh' tried on a mini skort. It was that short a could see a brickfast!Shis mad an appointment noo ta haf a belly button pierced, sur a can see we ganna haf some fun this yor when am on the nest'.
'Why look if we ganna dae this clim' we ganna haf tae sort it oot soon 'cos am not missin' my holidas or the footbarl season.'
'Arl tell that wat, on Satda aftanoon will gan and purrit on the plastic and gerrit it ower with.'
'Aye , cum on its gannin' on oor lang noo,its arnly a big hill. A dint care wat me mates sayit canna be that hard to clim' theres lasses climmed up.'
'See ya the morn'
'Aye see ya the morn'