Whit aboot a bet?

'Dom'
'Parl'
'Yae nur the Iverist thing'
'Aye'
'Me mate at work ses thes nur chance o' wor gannin' anywher' near Iverest. He ses he'll give us fify quid if wur clim anywher' near the turp,an a hunnerd quid if wer bowth clim' reet up an stick oor flag up'.
' Give ower!'
'Aye,... so I wis thinkin'.....why dint we bet arl oor mates that we can dae it. If we bet them arl a hunnerd quid we can clim up and mak money deeing it. I kna lurds o' mates an' th'll arl wanna have a chance o' takking money aff the main men,like'.
'Howeld on like, we divvent kna tha' many fowk who ar' arl ganna bet that type o' coin. Fowerteen thoosand is a canny few hunnerd quids.'
'Its anrly fowerteen isn't it?'
'Nur, thats arnly nor even a thoosand,wi ganna need lowds mair'.
'Shite then,its haird wurk tryin' to clim' a sackless moonten. Shall we jus gan tae th' Angel like wi said in th' forst place'.
'Nae way, am gannin' up Iverist, and am gannin' mesel' if yer bottlin'.
'Am nivver bottlin' ,arl race yer up and arl carry big Sandra on me back'
'Doot it, arl gan up backwards wi' big Sandras ma on me back an' tha' Debbie fro' the chip shop under me airm'
'Why aye, dinna think sur,nae body could carry hor, shis like tha' Rik Wallas big sista.'
' Aye well, ye'l l see , am gannin' into trainin' startin' the morn'.
'Off the drink ,like?'
'Nor,offf the drink,talk shite, arl drink Guiness insteed o' broon , its good for yer'.
'Maks yer shite black thur'.
'Thats alreet, a jist flush it awa' , a dinnit purrit on th' mantelpiece'.
'Aye , thers reet, see yer the morn'
'Aye see yer the morn'.