Its a canny way like..

'Dom'
'Aye'
'Ring us back, am on the bairns pay as yer gur'
'Parl'
'Alreet'
'Aye alreet'
'Arv been tarkin' tae the lads at work, like, the arl reckin Iverests canny far'.
'So wat, we said we deeing it, dinna bottle'
'Am not like, am just sayin'
'How far is it like, ye can see it from the borrom'.
'Its aboot eyeteen mile up a think but its on a slurp, so it might be twenty odd'
'Aye but the lass at work did the New Yurk marrathun thats forther an it anly took fower and a haf hoors'
'Aye , but shis bilt like a whippets stiffy! Shis anly aboot sivven sturn wet thru!'
'She wuss dressed as Garfiel' the cat thur, that musta slowed a doon?'
'Nur man,it was anly mad o' fur,an' she got chased by two durburmans for fower mile so that'll speeded a up a bit!
'Summat else as weel,the other blurks whae climb Iverest tak loads o' gear like oxygen and pots and pans an' that'
'What dae we want arl that fur,oxygen 'n pans?'
'It helps yer breathe 'cos the airs thin'
'Nae way,ar canna see hoo pans is ganna help yer and if its thinna air that'll mak it easier to wark in, if its thinna, nae resistance whitso-ivver'
'Nur man it means thers nae oxygen'
'GIVE OWER!, nae oxygen, theres nae one up there wi' yer, whaes ganna pinch it off yer!If yer ganna bottle oot just say man,an arl nivver let yer forget yer a soft shite! Look am not takking pans and arl that shite , am not ganning for a holida', am ganning to put me flag up, and if theres nancy boys warking up wi' pots n' pans am just ganna wark strite ower the top o' them. It'll tak us fower or five hoors to get up at the very murst, and after we sink a coupla cans we can stick oor flag in the snur, have a quick slash,a tab,and then hoik it back doon. We'll have nae flag to carry and its arl doon hill.
Its gotta be two hoors tops. We'll sort a lift oot back to the airport an' be yam withoot droppin' a shift'
'Sorry mate but we ganna need a few rest days like, its ower near China 'n Nepal n' that, theres nae flights from the toon'

'Warra boot Teesside?'
'Na'
'Ar y' shure? Me mate at work went to Nepal on Easyjit tatie pickin' week in Octurber las' yer.

'Na,he went ta Naples man, not Nepal'

'Alreet alreet,a thowt people would gan to China for the tak awa' curries 'n that, and ta wark on that big warl'.
'Hey mebbes we can dae that as well then, if we ganna stop a coupla days'
'When we ganna have a few pints like?,if we oot warking 'n climbin' arl day'.
'Aye true, bollocks to the warl, yer reet we can have a curry 'n a few pints nae problem'.
'Anywer am ganna gan, yer using arl me battry.'
'See yer the morn'
'Aye see yer the morn'